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May 26th, 2009, 11:03:44 PM
When you played Vista Quest,
Were you bored with having the same sprites for the whole game?
Well worry no more, as the brilliant minds at Dino Productions have come up with a great way to keep you entertained. Results from focus groups have revealed that people don't play games because of graphics, gameplay or music. They play because games have ALTERNATE COSTUMES.
Folks have been trying to nail the 'alternate costume' mechanic for years. On the NES they tried to pass off pallette swaps as brand new characters. Nintendo tried to pass off green overalls as an alternate costume in TTYD. Heck, even valve tried to give their TF2 classes nice hats.
But where everyone else has failed, we have succeeded. We have succesfully added not one, but THREE AND COUNTING completly new outfits to choose from.
http://i41.tinypic.com/nq8epg.png
See? Even the yoyo changes color. Thats how dedicated we are.
http://i39.tinypic.com/34r6134.png
Ride platforms in style.
http://i39.tinypic.com/16rznp.png
Entertain your friends, fool your enemies, confuse your pets and piss off your neighbors.
FAQs
Q: How much do these new threads cost?
A: Alternate costumes in other games can sometimes require REAL MONEY (we're looking at you Sims), but in Vista Quest 2, you can get yours for the low price of 500 coins. Some are even hidden in levels that you can pick up for FREE.
Q: Do I need to go to a certain location to change my costume?
A: In some games, like An Untitled Story, you need to find a booth to change in, but not in Vista Quest 2. Our hero isn't shy, he'll strip down on any world map just for you. Just press the shift key to pick a costume.
Q: Can I download new costumes over the internet?
A: Heck no! Why go to the trouble of downloading individual costumes when you can get it all in one convenient file. Now thats service!
So remember Vista Quest 2, your one stop for all alternate costumes. Accept no immitators!
Were you bored with having the same sprites for the whole game?
Well worry no more, as the brilliant minds at Dino Productions have come up with a great way to keep you entertained. Results from focus groups have revealed that people don't play games because of graphics, gameplay or music. They play because games have ALTERNATE COSTUMES.
Folks have been trying to nail the 'alternate costume' mechanic for years. On the NES they tried to pass off pallette swaps as brand new characters. Nintendo tried to pass off green overalls as an alternate costume in TTYD. Heck, even valve tried to give their TF2 classes nice hats.
But where everyone else has failed, we have succeeded. We have succesfully added not one, but THREE AND COUNTING completly new outfits to choose from.
http://i41.tinypic.com/nq8epg.png
See? Even the yoyo changes color. Thats how dedicated we are.
http://i39.tinypic.com/34r6134.png
Ride platforms in style.
http://i39.tinypic.com/16rznp.png
Entertain your friends, fool your enemies, confuse your pets and piss off your neighbors.
FAQs
Q: How much do these new threads cost?
A: Alternate costumes in other games can sometimes require REAL MONEY (we're looking at you Sims), but in Vista Quest 2, you can get yours for the low price of 500 coins. Some are even hidden in levels that you can pick up for FREE.
Q: Do I need to go to a certain location to change my costume?
A: In some games, like An Untitled Story, you need to find a booth to change in, but not in Vista Quest 2. Our hero isn't shy, he'll strip down on any world map just for you. Just press the shift key to pick a costume.
Q: Can I download new costumes over the internet?
A: Heck no! Why go to the trouble of downloading individual costumes when you can get it all in one convenient file. Now thats service!
So remember Vista Quest 2, your one stop for all alternate costumes. Accept no immitators!